It is coincidence that I caught a cold recently? Love the idea.
Axel: Alright, it looks like you'll need pick up some (1. __insert long named medication here__) and a bottle of (2.__insert other long-named medication here__). Be sure to take (1. ____) twice a day and remember not eat any spicy or greasy foods. If your symptoms worsen you can take another dose, but give yourself time to rest. It should knock you right out. (2.____) will relieve your aches and pains. The shit's potent so be careful. Oh, and don't forget to keep up with your other over the counter stuff okay?
Roxas: 0_o all that for a cold?
Axel: Of course. I want Roxie to be better in no time! *noogie*
Roxas: Uh, maybe you should write that down for me...
Axel: Oh nonesense. Punks like you have great memories!
Axel: *shooes Roxas out the door* Bye now and drink plenty of fluids!!